• Content Validity: This blog is (hopefully) dynamic and always in transition. The information publish today might not be valid or accurate one week or one year from now. I can not even guarantee it’s accurate one second from now. For sake of simplicity, assume it is not accurate at all. Content, sources, information and links change over time, so be aware that I have no intention of continually checking and verifying the natural and/or unnatural evolution of this blog’s content.
  • Terms of use: Readers of this blog are doing so of their own free will and are taking the information I provide at their own risk.
  • Content Accuracy: We all make mistakes. I make more than most. Assume the content is wrong.
  • External Links: This blog may inadvertently link to content that is offensive, obscene, obtuse, annoying, frivolous, boring, politically incorrect, shocking, senseless, insulting, amazingly dull, illegal, socially unacceptable, and/or funny. I take no responsibility whatsoever for the damages any of those websites may inflict upon you, your family, your friends, your dog, your ego, your computer or any other living or non-living entity in your worldly or spiritual realm. URLs and domains have occasion to change hands, so even if I get it right it might change on the other end.
  • Use of Blog User’s Information/Privacy: I will not put you on spam lists. For one, I don’t know how. I will not sell your contact information. I am not responsible for the privacy practices of any advertisers or blog commenters.  Be aware, I just might publish your information if you especially annoy me. This includes your email, IP address, telephone number, all information that may be acquired through an IP lookup, and whatever else I can dig up on you.
  • Photographs and Graphic Images: I might use images that are not mine. When I do, I will cite the source. If they are mine, I hereby claim them and hold myself harmless from any harm caused by the images, such as offending someone.
  • Files, Programs, and Downloadables: I might offer downloadable files or programs. I take no responsibility in the event my file damages or harms someone’s blog, site, computer, ego, pride, and so on.
  • Liable and Defame: Be clear that anyone reading my blog will not hold me liable for what I say or display. You choose to view this at your own whim. If it bothers you, don’t visit the site or just continue to be whiny. The content on the blog is the opinion of the blogger (i.e., me), not intended to “malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual,” or anyone or thing, especially those with the ability and desire to fight back. Now, if something is true and casts a poor light on an entity then, well, I guess they had it coming.
  • Personal Views: These are my personal views. My blog is my opinion. Just go with the idea that I know nothing about anything.
  • Protection from Commenters: I am not responsible, nor will be held liable, for anything anyone says on this blog in the blog comments, nor the laws which they may break in any country through their comments’ content, implication, and intent.
  • Do No Harm: My intention is to do no harm. To not injure others, defame, or libel, just in case someone thinks I am doing harm. “Harm” is subject to interpretation, not facts. It’s only my opinion and advice, not counsel. What I write on this blog is not to be taken as fact nor absolute. If people use my advice, tips, techniques, and recommendations, and are injured, I am not to be held responsible. The information I provide is for entertainment purposes only and I am not providing medical, legal, homeopathic, therapeutic, romantic, marital, spiritual, cosmetic, or other professional advice. Again, readers are reading and/or using any of the information they glean from this blog at their own risk.
  • Disclosure of Paid-to-Blog: This blog’s content is not generated to make money or be paid for any blogging content. Although, if I can make money for Ryan’s care, I’ll do it.
  • Language Issues: Language is a tricky thing, so I will not be responsible for translation or interpretation of content. As in all written venues, punctuation can change the intent of a statement, so this I will remain harmless from prosecution for bad grammar and punctuation. For example, I write not good. 🙂
  • Copyright: All information on this blog is my copyrighted material. Unless otherwise noted, I am the legal copyright holder of the material on this blog and it may not be used, reprinted, or published without my written contest.
  • International and Cultural Laws: I am not responsible for defamatory statements bound to government, religious, or other laws from the reader’s country of origin.
  • Reserve rights: I reserve the right to change the focus of this blog, to shut it down, to sell it, or to change the terms of use (e.g., go to a paid platform) at my discretion.
  • Advertisers and Sponsors: I am not responsible for the actions of my advertisers or sponsors, if I ever have any. If you purchase a product or service based upon a link from this blog, you must take action with that company to resolve the issue, not me. I’m not a broker!
  • “Contact Me” Policy: I reserve the right to share letters and emails with my blogging audience, so anything you write should be considered non-confidential. I claim ownership of these letters or emails to later be used in an up-and-coming book or column, and the writer realizes they relinquish ownership to me.

This disclaimer is copyrighted, just because I can do so.


3 Responses to Disclaimer

  1. Natalie says:

    Damn right. Still here !

  2. Jo Hobbs says:

    This should be at the beginning of your book! You are the funniest man whom I have ever (not) met. This is hysterical! You keep us going with you. Still here.

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